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Written by Martín "MaGnUs" Pérez
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Thursday, 20 November 2008 02:28 |
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DISCLAIMER (angry creators, please read)
[[WARNING! THIS COLUMN MIGHT CONTAIN SPOILERS!]]
"... Cat's fast asleep and one moment, as dry as the proverbial bone... but the next presto... the girl's soaking wet." Psylocke, New Exiles #13.
It's gonna be long until I catch up, since lately I haven't even been able to read my comic books. In any case, here we are with the column for books released on 10/22. The Dissector's Picks Of The Week will be our first stop; and the Best Book Of The Week was Secret Invasion 7; a good battle royale that furthers the plot. Worst Book Of The Week was Hulk #7; which is frankly boring.
Nobody spotted the DT!; which was the fact that Flash's boots were colored red, instead of yellow. Now, the dissections:
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"BART ADAMA SAYS: EAT MY SHORTS!"
TITLE: Battlestar Galactica (Dynamite).
ISSUE: 01.
CULPRIT: Unknown.
DISSECTION: From my vault comes the September 2006 issue of Battlestar Galactica; which has a preview for the following issue... billed as "Barttlestar Galactica".
DISSECT-O-METER: 10 Bazzars; it's not the first time they got the title of their own book wrong...
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"BATTLESTAR DISSECTICA!"
TITLE: Battlestar Galactica: Origins (Dynamite).
ISSUE: 11.
CULPRIT: Seamus Kevin Fahey & Clay Carmouche (writers).
DISSECTION: Well, here's a nice Dissect This! for y'all Galactica fans. Just so you know, this happens before the show:
DISSECT-O-METER: 7 Bazzars.
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"IZZATWAP!"
TITLE: Blue Beetle V8 (DC).
ISSUE: 32.
CULPRIT: Matthew Sturges (writer).
DISSECTION: Traci Thirteen quotes Star Wars' Admiral Ackbar; but the balloon says "Akbar".
DISSECT-O-METER: 2 Bazzars.
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"WEEKS OF THE MOMENT."
TITLE: The Dissector (Studio Robota).
ISSUE: 97.
CULPRIT: MaGnUs (writer).
DISSECTION: Well, I fucked up with last column. Three, count 'em, three dissections; first I mixed up two pictures in the Moments Of The Week; DrSilent noticed it and he gets another badge. Then I noticed I switched around the culprit an issue number in an entry; and Snakebyte let me know that I had credited Gregg Hurwitz as "Greg" (which I also did in #93). Badge for him; he's only 4 badges away from making Vice Admiral (admiral of the vice?). There's another dissection I found in my column #90; but telling you would spoil a dissection for a future column (#100).
DISSECT-O-METER: 6 Bazzars for the picture mess-up.
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"MIGHTY MORPHIN'..."
TITLE: New Exiles (Marvel).
ISSUE: 13.
CULPRIT: Jordan D. White (assistant editor), Michael Horwitz (assistant editor), and Mark Paniccia (editor).
DISSECTION: Morph.
DISSECT-O-METER: 10 Bazzars.
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"PSYCHOTIC POWERS."
TITLE: X-Factor V4 (Marvel).
ISSUE: 36.
CULPRIT: Peter David (writer).
DISSECTION: Longshot is said to have "telemetric powers"; the correct word is "psychometric"; from "psychometry"; aka "token object reading".
DISSECT-O-METER: 7 Bazzars.
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This column ends up with a 5.3 Bazzars average in 10 dissections; quite low. Moments Of The Week, so we can finish this thing. First up, Pa Kent bought it!
Damn, and a friend spoiled it for me before I could read it... Then; Clint Barton cuts the crap and goes all Hawkeye on the Skrulls!
Aw yeah! And last; I tell you, Norman Osborn is the next Marvel 616 President of the USA:
Let's wait and see. That's it for now, until next time, I'll be on the outlook for more dissections, because (almost) nothing escapes...
THE DISSECTOR! 
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